Hi, I'm Mingo, and you are a lovely little sunbeam today. You're super awesome and cute. I hope you have a wonderful day!
Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth (via ynannarising)
fun fact: all asexuals, bisexuals, and pansexuals are equipped with an invisibility cloak at birth. this allows for them to give the illusion of nonexistance and, in turn, break into your house and steal your food if you tell them their orientation isn’t real
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.
Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).
the worst feeling is when someone tells you something that totally crushes you and you have to act like everythings fine