"I can't remember names and I can't remember faces."

Hi, I'm Mingo, and you are a lovely little sunbeam today. You're super awesome and cute. I hope you have a wonderful day! Let me know if you would like me to tag anything.



aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

(Source: nonbinaryharrystyles)


there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 


when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done